
KENORA, ON – A local couple remains puzzled by the recent disappearance of a plastic great blue heron that for three years sat at the end of their Winnipeg River dock.
All that remains of the weather-worn bird are its feet and legs, which were attached to the dock with screws. The heron went missing sometime between July 23 and July 25.
“I noticed the heron was gone when I went down to the dock to begin cleaning it ahead of putting on water seal,” said Kelly McDougall, who, along with her husband John, are in the midst of building a timber frame home on the property. “It had been there a few days earlier. We had friends over to see the progress on our house, and their kids asked whether it was real.”

The not-quite-life-sized replica, which stood about two feet tall, was purchased by the couple to dissuade birds from landing on the dock. While it successfully kept the wooden planks clear of bird droppings and fish bones, the heron had the opposite effect on humans.
“A mother and son recently paddled by on kayaks,” John said. “I could hear them talking about it as they got closer, trying to figure out if it was real.”
Others have tried to sneak up on it to take photos, Kelly added.
Though its paint was beginning to peel, the bird had been intact, with no noticeable cracks or weaknesses.
“I can’t believe someone would take our heron,” John said.
The McDougalls are chalking the theft up to a prank, though they say they can’t help but feel suspicious because the wild blueberries growing on their point of land were also cleaned out around the same time.
“Perhaps someone will return the heron to us with a note about the adventures it had while it was away, like Leopold the garden gnome in B.C.,” Kelly said. “If that’s the case, all will be forgiven – especially if there’s some blueberry jam sitting there too.”
That is terrible! What good would that be to anybody without the rest of it?
Bob
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Bath toy? Team mascot? A tarp marker for main stage at the Winnipeg Folk Festival? That’s all I can come up with!
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Shame xxoo
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Thankfully, it didn’t cost much. The trick is finding a replacement!
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Kelly,
That is a tragedy. I’m so sorry for your loss. Whatever you do, you must not “egret” your decision to have placed it on the dock. My guess is that it was taken by a heron addict. With John on the case, you can only hope that you have a leg up!
Adam
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Oh, Adam. Thank you for the morning laugh! You have some fine skill with word play 🙂 Thank you also for the tip; I’ll pass it on to my resident police officer, who happens to specialize in such cases. Very recently he was doing surveillance on a golden eagle, tracking its movements throughout our property. It seems to have an odd fascination with our house; we are not yet sure of its intentions. John has it on a watch list for now.
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Hi! I’ve enjoyed reading your blog. Is this your last post or am I not looking in the right place?
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Hi Wes! Thanks so much for your comment!
Yes, that is my most “recent” post, but plans are in the works to return to writing on this blog. As you might imagine, there are oodles of updates… though we never did get that heron back!
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